Quit Peeking

Public restrooms in taiwan are making me go crazy. In America, if there are 5 urinals and somebody is using one and you walk in, you usually skip one urinal and use the other one so that there is one space in between you and the other dude. That is pretty much standard. In taiwan, if there are 10 urinals, and i am in the last urinal farthest from the door, a man will walk in and go all the way down to the end to the urinal right next to me, leaving 8 urinals un-used. WTF. Another thing that is making me go crazy is that everytime, and i mean everytime, I use the public urinal the guy next to me is looking down in my direction trying to check out the goods. It is no joke and they don't even try to pretend they are not looking, they will just stare. I mean why do they keep staring at my jewels? Seriously, is 8 inches really that big?

another secret message to "yours truly"

the am ahmed i real adoodie

A secret de-codable message for "yours truly"

gnahc kcor eht dlanor laer eht ma i

More pics of Zo Song

Funny pics of Zo Song.

Saki and Punky

So Saki's dog is a very smart dog. He already sits, handshakes, lays down, and jumps on command. But we have realized one thing about Punky that makes him different than most poodles. We have learned that Punky is GAY. We had Sierra for about 2 months and they would fight, but within 2 days of Zo Song with us, Punky starts humping him every chance he gets. They both will be playing with the ball and Punky will gradually sneak behind Zo Song and start humping away. Zo Song fights off the gay attacks, but soon get too lazy and tired and just accepts his fate. Punky, however, is the coolest gay dog I have ever known.

Zo Song

Introducing the newest member of the Lee household is Zo Song. Zo Song is pork that has been fried and then dried. You usually eat it with water rice. He loves the stuff so that is why we named him that. Also, he looks like it. If you are wondering about Sierra, well, she went to a lovely family (known as pet store). Taiwan in some respects is real "old school." When I say old school I mean 1400's where people used to barter to get things. Well I literally traded Sierra for Zo Song. Sierra will find a family that will love her through all of her faults. Anyways Zo Song is freakin' awesome and freakin' cute. I think it was a good trade. P.s. I am not cruel or a mean person.........I couldn't love Sierra like she deserves so it was like adoption in some aspects. tell me what you think of Zo Song. Peace out.