I hate school, but lovies the thanksgiving

School has always sucked due to some really boring classes, but I now am officially certifying the fact that I hate school. Most Education programs at normal universities have your student teaching as your last semester so you are fresh out of the classroom when you start looking for a job, however, NIU does not do this. They have student teaching as your second to last semester and then another block of classes for your last semester. It officially sucks because it is so boring listening to things we already know. I am also depressed at the fact that I still have not found a job and it gets pretty boring all by myself at home with nobody to keep me company, except for people working at the house, which is another story in itself. Anyways, enough about school, I have decided to cook thanksgiving dinner this year. I have a couple of reasons for deciding to be the chef this year. Not only will Saki be here for Thanksgiving and I want to show off my cooking skills, but Jerry "Asshole" Bishop has officially moved out of the house. So, we do not have someone to cook this year. Also, the house will be officially "pimped" out so it would be nice to have a wonderful filling meal in a brand new house. Everyone is invited to join my feast that I will be preparing. The food will consist of a turkey, stuffing, corn, mashed potatoes, cranberry sauce, and whatever else anybody wants. Thats all for now.

"Big Breastidiss"

As everyone should know by now, after constant talking about them, I love myself some big breastidiss. Michael and May can testify for this.........I told Saki this and she became somewhat concerned since she thinks that her breastidiss are not that big.......I then tried explaining to her that in fact her breastidiss are big. She did not believe my attempt to tell her this and for a period of time is still obessed with her breastidiss. She first wanted to get a breastidiss job. I declined due only to the fact that it would cost a lot of NT dollars and I cannot afford such a thing. Second, she went around to all the people that were in the internship with me and started obessing over there breastidiss. Especially one mixed girl who did have some huge, huge, huge, breastidiss. She went so far as to touch and grab this mixed girl's breastidiss everytime we went out together. Thirdly, she started going to the 7-11 everyday to buy some kind of herbal supplement which she believed would enlarge her breastidiss. About 2 weeks later, after taking the herbal supplement, she actually believed her breastidiss were indeed bigger. I disagreed with her on that point. I eventually told her about this thing I had learned about massaging one's breatidiss every night to make them larger......This was an experiment worth trying to all those who would like their breastidiss to be bigger(May Yang can disregard this sentence). But really, there may be such a thing, but I have never heard of it before. So, for basically the whole time I was in Taiwan breastidiss was a major point of conversation between everyone. The point of this story is that I love Saki's breastidiss the way they are.

The Gayness

So, one day in Taiwan I decided to wear all white. I had the pimped out white pants that Kanye West wore, a white wifebeater, a white punk rock belt, and white shoes.......I decided to wear all white so that I might be considered a celebrity when walking down the streets of Taipei......However, little did I know that all white seemed to be what gay men were wearing in Taiwan at the time. So, everywhere we went that day people were looking at me all weird and I did not know if it was because they thought I was famous or because they thought I was gay........Point of the story is to not wear all white, unless of course you are in fact Kanye West...