9/15/2008
The Weirdest Guy Ever!!!
So Saki and I went to a hiking tour up in the mountains this weekend. It is a one day tour where they take you hiking and sightseeing. It was pretty beautiful and cool up in the mountains. I was sure I was going to see some amazing things, but I did not know I was going to meet the weirdest guy ever!!!!!!! There were about 15 people in our group; there were all asian and most were from other countries. They were all fine and nice except for this one weird dude!!!! His name was Reginald. He was this very nerdy looking kid with taped glasses in the center (like what michael did to be cool) but his were actually broken. And he wore a pocket protector with pens/pencils inside!!!! That is soooo 80's. Anyways...So we introduce everyone in a circle and we reach him and he says exactly this: "Hi, my name is Reginald and I am "the rock." And that is all he said!!!!!! What the freak? So, later on we are walking and Reginald comes by us and says hi so we say hi back and then I say, "So you like wrestling, huh?" because "the rock" is an actor, but he was also a wrestler on WWF. Reginald stopped in his tracks and had this look of horror on his face. Then he said, "What? No, man, rock, sedimentary.....igneous...." then i was like, "oh, yeah, yeah, I'm just messing with you....you like rocks? And he was like, "man I live for rocks, they are my life, i know everything about them, man" I replied with "cool man" and then saki and i walked faster away. I looked back and saw him talking to another guy. Later, we stopped at this waterful and I saw Reginald so I decided to see if he really was "the rock" I said, "Hey Reg, what kind of rock is in this waterful, man?" He was like, "That Robert, is a obsidian rock also known as volcanic rock, which is in the top 5 of my most favorite rocks. However it seems that pumice and mica rock have also started to form within the obsidian rock making it a mixture of fine powder which has hardened to become one." I was like, "exactly, man" I do not know if he was right or not considering i took 1 earth science course in high school and got a C in the class, but it seemed right. So anyways, the whole day he kept telling people about rocks this, rocks that.......he kept talking to this one girl and near the end of the day she told him to shutup and he started crying!!!!!!! ahahahahahahhahahaha it was funny and sad. funny cause he was crying, but sad cause i think he really liked the girl.......and you could tell that he was a guy that never got his nipple licked...... But really, i think he really did know his stuff about rocks, he kept picking up rocks and petting it and i even saw him kiss a couple of rocks. Crazzzzzzzzy.....Well, that is it so far.....more pics of sierra and pun later.......
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OMG, did you tell this guy my work email address? Because I just got these work emails from someone named "Ronald (the rock) Chang" whose email is thehottieasiansensation@gmail.com who asked me if my school offered a Masters Program on Rocks. I am going to forward these emails to the family because this is fucking weird...what the hell robert...first we have this weird thing with poodles and pitbulls and now I swear you just met the guy that my entire office calls "creepy mccreeperson"
lmao, only you would meet a creepo like that in the middle of nowhere and be able to write a detailed encounter. Thanks for the laugh I needed it.
wow...who needs comedic sitcoms when I just need to read your blogs....lmao. Miss you. COME HOME!!!!!
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