Robby and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Night

It was supposed to be a good day. A happy lazy day of movie watching and chilling. I mean Johnny Depp in Sweeney Todd? What could be better than that! Unfortunately, Sweeney Todd was not as great as I thought it was going to be. It was actually kinda boring at times and a lot of the songs I really didn't catch the words. But, don't tell Saki that because I kept telling her I wanted to watch it and it was going to be awesome....and I after the movie I told her it was the best movie I'd ever seen. After that we went home to sleep. Now, Saki can sleep within a minute if she wants to. I CANNOT. It takes me at least thirty minutes before I can sleep even if I am extremely tired. Now, that night after Sweeney Todd I was tired. I mean tired! And I wanted to sleep so bad......but as I was waiting for my thirty minutes to end I kept hearing buzzzzzzzzzzzzing in my ear. And I knew that it was mosquitoes. But I was so tired I was thinking in my head, "Rob, man, just forget it your too tired to turn on the light and get a tissue and run around trying to kill a damn mosquitoe" So I thought some more and thought of the greatest game plan. I would wait until the mosquitoe lands on my head and then I will kill it with my hand without turning on the light or even getting up to get a tissue. The time was 12 a.m. I kept hearing the buzzzzz and I kept swiping at my ear....over and over I would hear the buzzzzzzzzing and I kept smacking my head hoping the buzzzzzzzzzzzing sound would end.......it would not. I finally decided to get up and turn on the light so I could kill that biatch. The time was 1:30 a.m. I turn on the light and go back into bed and so I hear the buzzzzzzzzzz agian. That biatch was on the wall and I killed the biatch. Finally success and sweet sleep was mine. I turn off the lights and go onto the bed. The time is 2:00 a.m. I wait my thirty minutes. I hear more buzzzzzzzzzzing in my ear. Damn you biatch's daughter. I decide to revise my greatest plan. I would let biatch's daughter land on my face and stay there for awhile before I smack her. I wait and wait and smack and smack, with no success. I get up to turn on the lights and lay back on the bed. The time is 2:30 a.m. I kill biatch's daughter. It is 3:00 a.m. I feel so tired, but it is time for my victory smoke. I go out on the balcony and lite up my sweet victory. I take a drag, but something feels not right.......something feels different from all my other victory smokes. I take another drag.....Yes, it definitely feels weird. I look in the glass door to the balcony. I see my lip....I freak out......I wake up Saki and show her my lip........Saki freaks out.......I go to the bathroom so I can see it better.......I freak out some more..........I take some pictures of my lip........I freak out even more.........I look at the pictures I took of my lip.........I am definitely freaked out........It is 3:30 a.m. I don't care anymore I decide to go to sleep.